A woman getting naked and then rolling around on a bed with a bunch of overpriced handbags is a major sexual fantasy. A major sexual fantasy of too-tan white ladies who camped out for SATC 2. But even if you don’t plotz for a fresh pedi and discounted tooth-bleaching, you might be interested in Lindsay Lohan’s new ad campaign. US reports:
The 23-year-old star will pose nude in print ads for her 6126 line of handbags, LAmag.com reported Monday. Richard Luna of The California Bag (which licenses the 6126 totes) told the magazine that Lohan will doff her clothes and roll around in a bed for a photo shoot in L.A. next month.Why not embrace the SCRAM and make it part of the campaign? Create a tiny quilted handbag that fastens around one’s ankle. Instead of detecting alcohol, it can carry alcohol. Or cocaine. Then it can release Pig Pen-like puffs while you walk, as is the fashion. (celebnewswire)
Luna wasn’t sure whether Lohan’s court-mandated SCRAM bracelet would be part of the racy pictorial. “We’re thinking of having police on hand so we can remove the ankle bracelet for the pictures.”
